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May 17, 2007

Machinations and palindromes (a multimedia entry)

With classes done for the semester, my brain (fearful of going into withdrawal) is pouncing on new things to think about. If history is any indication, this'll lead to some longish, mostly nonsensical blog entries, much like the one that follows. This one is either so good that I should be cross-posting it to my school blog or so utterly remedial that I'll have to shelve it in the purgatory that is the melodrama category. I should have that figured out in the morning.

Anyway, I'm in the middle of The Long Tail, which is turning out to be a thankfully fast and interesting read. I worked through another chapter of it on the T tonight as I was heading to the Andrew Bird concert at Berklee. And at some point during the concert I came up with this theory: The Long Tail has played a significant part in the devaluing of sentimentality that has emerged in the digital age. I realize that that sounds pretentious (hence the cross-posting-to-school-blog potential) but bear with me.

Anyone who's not familiar with concept of The Long Tail can get an in-depth summary here, although I recommend the book; as I said, it's a quick read. In a very condensed nutshell, it's the idea that niche markets can be both valuable and profitable. Anyone who's not familiar with the current climate of devalued sentimentality can go to any rock show at any small to midsized venue and observe the hipsters with crossed arms and blank stares. Better yet, look at the American Idol incident when that random girl was seen passionately sobbing during Sanjaya's performance; she was soundly mocked all over the place.

So how does one fit into the other? Two ways.

Uno: The Long Tail has fragmented the mass audience into millions of small niche audiences, and being part of a smaller audience naturally retards mass rushes of emotion. As we find ourselves consuming more obscure pieces of media, we find that the number of people who aren't even interested in the same piece of media, let alone moved by it, are staggeringly huge. It's easy to sing and dance and scream along with a performer if a huge audience is doing the same thing; it's a lot harder to sucumb to that when you're one of only fifty people in a room.

Deux: As media industries started to embrace the Long Tail, they found that old methods of top-down marketing were obsolete. Who takes advice from billboards anymore? Who even watches TV ads if they're not crushingly clever little pieces of art by themselves? So these media makers are marketing directly to niche audiences in a way that they've never been courted before. I think this has bred suspicion, which (like diminished audience support) makes people hold back enthusiasm.

I came up with this half-baked theory when I started thinking about why music makes me cry. I'm a big fan of Andrew Bird -- I saw him live at Bonnaroo and was completely floored -- and I find something really moving about his music. When I'm in a certain mood, "Fiery Crash" can literally make me cry. This can be a little embarassing when one is, say, on the bus, or in a coffeeshop, or in a crowded Berklee Performance Center. But why is is embarassing? And why aren't more people publicly and authentically moved to tears by music?

The show at Berklee was absolutely fantastic. Big, crashing, orchestral walls of sound, and he's got a voice that could melt the chocolate off an Oreo. I think I would have enjoyed it even more if I'd let myself be more openly moved by some of the bigger, better songs, and either done a little head-bopping or shed a few tears. So I angrily shake my fist at The Long Tail for putting me in this position. At least until I finish the book.

Against my better judgement, here's "Fiery Crash" for your listening pleasure. If you can figure out what's so moving about it, let me know. I think I might just be a sucker for strings.

February 16, 2006

That entry that I deleted, then salvaged, because upon further reflection it's kind of funny in its own twisted way

I like to mock people who think they're in love.

Especially younger adults. Not high school kids, because that's kind of sweet and touching and organically funny. I'm talking about people my own age, people in their early to mid twenties who say or write the flattest, least interesting phrases about being deeply in love. Even better -- mocking the ones who've ended relationships and feel as though they've accumulated wisdom after having been through the fires of a romantic hell. Man, that's fun.

Can you possibly take a 22-year-old seriously when they launch into that kind of rhetoric? Listen to me, tortured 22-year-old. If your relationship ends -- your carefully tended, lovingly maintained, four-month relationship -- you're perfectly entitled to feel as though your life is over. As Mr. Brown has proclaimed, "That's [your] prerogative." However, if you don't simultaneously realize how absolutely fucking ridiculous that notion is, you deserve to be mocked. Soundly. Perhaps your ears should be boxed as well.

There are so many bigger, badder, more depressing things going on in the world that being overly poetic over matters of your tender young heart is pretty ridiculous in comparison. Realize this. Embrace this. Be dryly funny about it or write kickass pop songs about it or smash things up if you must -- at least that's interesting, and amusing for the rest of us watching. Save the sodden stuff for your journal (or your blog, with the understanding that you will have the good grace to be embarassed about it in short order). Be as sad and soppy as you want as long as you make it clear that you also know that you're being trite and overwrought. Because -- believe me -- you are. At that age, in that state, none of us are capable of anything loftier.

Maybe I'm being too hard-hearted. I don't know.

I was at my parents' annual Super Bowl blowout when the new Budweiser Clydesdale commercial came on TV. Did you catch that one? The one when the little Clydesdale tries so hard to pull the old-timey Budweiser wagon and Ma and Pa Clydesdale end up nudging it from behind? I must have rolled my eyes, and my mother must have seen me do it. I come to this conclusion because she suddenly barked at me, "Do you even have a soul?"

It was funny, as Mom often is.

I do have a soul, you know. I have even been known to let it show on rare occasions. But I look back on those displays with the same disdain I have for anyone my age who indulges in sentimentalism without a sense of irony. For tortured urban twenty-somethings who use stock poetic phrases and (God preserve us) Bright Eyes lyrics to express the angst they feel upon spotting their ex across a crowded Red Line car.

Matthew (of Mustache Cotillion fame) sends out a e-mail on sporadic Mondays with a poem, and this week's was Diane Wakoski's "Blue Monday." That, my friends, is a poem. Those are words that drench you in ice water and punch you in the gut. And that is an expression of love that I can get behind.

November 20, 2005

Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm off to toss another phone into Lake Champlain

Jeopardy contestant: "I'll take 'Great Moments in Stupidity' for $300, Alex."

Alex Trebek: "Engaging in this activity after an extremely late night of uncharacteristically heavy drinking might make you feel even more nauseous than you already do."

Jeopardy contestant: "What is... Holding a mock Iron Chef competition in your kitchen and sampling the contestant's Polynesian-Asian-fusion SPAM stirfry?"

Alex Trebek: "Correct! We also would have accepted 'running seven miles.' "

(By the way, to the two small children who saw me dry heaving on the riverbank during my run today -- let this be a lesson to you to drink responsibly. Or to drown your sorrows in something lighter than Bushmills.)

November 13, 2005

Let us apologize in advance for the absurdly cryptic nature of the following post, which is designed in such a fashion that even the subjects will remain blissfully ignorant of the havoc they have wreaked

Goddammit.

I've barely had fifteen minutes to breathe this weekend. But if there are more productive ways to spend fifteen minutes than making an iMix, I'm not sure what they are.

August 27, 2005

On hiatus

Cooling our heels for a bit and temporarily reverting to the first person plural. There are worse vices.

Funny can be found elsewhere until we snap out of it.

In the meantime, please enjoy the shiny new Movable Type upgrade, completed at three o'clock Saturday morning. Now with the ability to ban IP addresses with a single click! (There are two in particular that are tempting, due to the seething anger that ensues when we see them in our site statistics, but we're not entirely clear on the process of unblocking IP addresses so we'd probably just regret it in the morning. Like so many other things.)

February 17, 2005

Or maybe we just need a hug

The Mock-Up hasn't been in the mood to write lately -- chalk it up to fatigue, or lots of work, or mild depression coupled with a "what does it all MEAN" phase brought on by our recent birthday (although, if we were honest, we would admit that our "what does it all mean" phase has lasted the better part of the last 15 years). Or maybe we're just busy pondering the question of the eternal "I" and whether it's appropriate (or just entirely lame) to refer to oneself using not only the royal "we," but using the name of one's publication as though there's some sort of collective happy crew behind it. No, it's not lame. Uncool is the new cool. But that doesn't make it any less worrisome.

It's not that we don't love you. We're just not in the mood to talk right now.

melodrama

Wherein we channel a fourteen-year-old girl and write things that we will profoundly regret in the morning.