Possible mottos for the Drunken Baking Academy*
*a wholly fictional organization of which I could probably be headmistress.
- Picking eggshells out of cake batter since 1996
- Mixing bowl, garbage bowl, vomit bowl
- Out of buttermilk? Substitute vodka at a 2:1 ratio
- This would taste so much better if it were smothered in Cheese Whiz
- White chocolate is the devil's chocolate
- Baking soda, baking powder -- same fucking difference
- Just cover it up with more frosting
- If the cirrhosis doesn't kill us, the obesity probably will
Comments
You're reawakening BAD memories of last year's Irish Soda Bread! I didn't have any baking soda on hand. Wait no, remember that box that's been in the fridge for two years? Yeah, let's use that... Big mistake. My soda bread tasted like fridge.
- O'Kada
Posted by: O'Kada | March 11, 2008 9:29 AM